I will definitely be buying EA's Inferno! They're including-

the original poem in English!! How's that for some narrative design? that so rocks they are including "giant walls of text!" wahooo!!!

From: http://news.softpedia.com/news/Dante-s- ... 9626.shtml


The exact content of Death Edition, as revealed by Console Planet, is listed bellow.

Exclusive costume for a playable character in-game: Isaac Clarke from Dead Space! (OMG LOZL! LOLZ!)
Making-of documentary with the game (Italian subtitles explaining why they cast dante's beloved beatrice in hell and why they make fun of his religion to market the game. lolz! lolz! lolz!).
Documentary "Dante in History" (subtitled in English).
Soundtrack full game.
Documentary on the creation of music and audio (Italian subtitles).
Digital Artbook edited by visual designer Wayne Barlowe (subtitled in English). (What's the point of art "based" on Dante's work without Dante's soul?)
Over 10 minutes of scenes from the soul "Dante's Inferno An Animated Epic" (subtitled in English). (OMG LOZL! LOLZ! Why is Beatrice in Hell? why is Dante a buff warrior again? Is it because "the author" and poet warrior is dead as so many fanmbas proclaim?)

Digital reprint of the poem Complete (in English).

OMG!! LOLZ!! The original poem in English!! Digitaly remastered! LOLZ! Like this:
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/997
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/8789

Too bad they left the poem (the fundamental narrative design which hinged upon Beatrice's incorruptible nature) out of the game and gave all true inferno fans (as well as all those longing for exalted, epic content) the middle finger by casting Dante's incorruptible, beloved Beatrice in hell while making fun of his religion and recasting him as a buff warrior with a giant, fanboyish cross stitched across his chest; not to mantion the giant vaginas and boobies. LOLZ! LOLZ! LOLZ! Dante's Inferno happens to be a poem about undying, eternal love and exalted feminine innocence, but check out how instead of exalting love, the storyless, soulless EA fanmbas exalt the harrasment of booth babes! LOLZ! LOLZ! EA RULEZ & PW#N5!

http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/DrElliot ... w_Gold.php

And if you want the original poem in Italian and English, here ya go!

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/997
http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/8789

I can hardly wait to pay EA $59.95 for it! LOLZ!
Last edited by Dr.ElliotMcGucken on Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:49 am, edited 4 times in total.
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